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george burrows
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« on: August 22, 2008, 05:57:53 PM » |
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>> Subject: Top 10 C & W songs
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>> Are you a County and Western music fan? I believe these
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>> 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
>> 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I
>> Woke Up With a Few
>> 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's
>> Me
>> 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
>> 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm
>> Scared She'd Win
>> 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like
>> You're Still Here
>> 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
>> 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
>> 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
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>> And the Number One Country & Western song is...
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>> 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My
Ass All Day.
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Buzz Gomes
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Re: jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 07:29:57 PM » |
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Hahahahahaha. Good one George. Thanks for the chuckles. Keep em coming.
Buzz
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