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george burrows
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« on: August 15, 2008, 07:52:08 AM » |
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>> Subject: Fw: Italian Doctor
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>> An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
>> The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
>> asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical
>> condition?'
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>> I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy,
>> 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm
>> up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the
>> fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
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>> 'Well,' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that
>> helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was
>> your Dad when he died?'
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>> 'Who said my Dad's dead?'
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>> The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years
>> old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?'
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>> 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Italian
>> golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and
>> then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a
>> little vino and that's why he's still alive.
>> He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'
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>> 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but
>> I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about
>> your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?'
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>> 'Who said my grandpa's dead?'
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>> Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years
>> old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible,
>> how old is he?'
>> ho said my grandpa's dead?'
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>> Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years
>> old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible,
>> how old is he?'
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>> 'He's 118 years old,' says the old Italian
>> golfer.
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>> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I
>> guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'
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>> 'No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
>> he's getting married today.'
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>> At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
>> 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want
>> to get married?'
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>> 'Who said he wanted to?'
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Buzz Gomes
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Re: jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 09:10:25 AM » |
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Hawhawhawhaw. Good one George. Goes to show Golfing does do some good.
Thanks for the laughs. Keep em coming.
Buzz
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