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george burrows
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« on: August 11, 2008, 08:21:05 AM » |
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Subject: FW: At the Welfare Office
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> A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just
> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
> The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
> provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
> holiday trips.
> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your
> job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
> mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
> located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
> salary is $200,000 a year.'
> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
> The social worker said, 'Yeah, well. . You started it.'
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Buzz Gomes
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Re: jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 10:21:36 AM » |
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Hawhawhawhaw..Good one George. You can't fool those Social workers.
Thanks for the laughs. Keep em coming.
Buzz
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