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george burrows
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jokes
« on: August 07, 2008, 07:09:23 AM » |
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> >>Little Johnny went up to his father and said, 'Dad, the teacher gave us an
> >>assignment to determine the difference between potentially and
> >>realistically. Can you help me?'
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> >>The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
> >>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
> >>she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
> >>brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
> >>tell me what you learn from that.'
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> >>So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
> >>Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We
> >>could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
> >>great University!'
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> >>Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with
> >>Brad
> >>Pitt for a million
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> >>The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
> >>in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!!'
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> >>Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep
> >>With Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother
> >>replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'
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> >>Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to
> >>his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
> >>between potentially and realistically?'
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> >>Little Johnny replied, 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on
> >>three million dollars......... but realistically,.........we're
> >>living with two sluts and a queer.'
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Buzz Gomes
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Re: jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 08:57:33 AM » |
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Hawhawhawhawhaw.Good one George. Never get enough of Little Johnny jokes. Keep them coming.
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Re: jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 12:53:30 PM » |
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Hawhawhaw..good one George.. ranrad
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