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george burrows
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Jokes
« on: August 16, 2008, 09:08:26 AM » |
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Senior Church Moment
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within
the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, . 'If the Preacher stays, I will
provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The
congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally
double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs
and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands a nd announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, ... I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his
head from side to side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said, .......
'Screw the Preacher!'
Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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Buzz Gomes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 02:00:22 PM » |
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LoLOLOLOLO. Good one George.Thanks for the chuckles. Keep em coming.
Buzz
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