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Topic: RCR jump course serial 122 Rivers MB 1952 (Read 2687 times)
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Donald
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
From his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahingesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in
English."
The Amish man says:
"Use two hands,.You'll get more."
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Don Marche
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hahahahahaha good one Donald
Don
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1964-1965 RCR Depot North West Canada Pl,
A Coy 2 RCR London
1965-1968 B Coy 2 RCR Fort York Germany,
Promoted to Cpl 68.
1968-1973 D Coy 1 RCR London,
Promoted M\Cpl 69
1970 Cyprus
Promoted to Sgt 73
Took my release in Sep 1973 Rank Sgt
Pro Patria
SSM, Peace Keeping, UN-Cyprus, Queen's Jubilee, CD1
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Donald
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My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, "who was that?"
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE ? ? ?
Please send this to everyone you know
because
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO I SENT THIS TO ! !
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ranrad
Ron [Andy] Andrews
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Hawhawhawh.. although it is somewhat humerous, i wonder that to those afflicted with memory loss it is not down right confounding.. i am sure it is meant in a good light here and to even help those afflicted to realize they are not alone , and really , what is the big problem anyway.. we all forget some things.. ranrad
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RCAF,CAF, converted RCR?,1RCR 74-77 CD: SSM (Nato);CPSM,;UN-Cyp.; UN- Golan
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