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Clair "WHYTIE" Whyte
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If you are like me, we are always looking for that special cookie
> recipe to share with our families for the holidays. This is the one I
> personally make on Christmas Eve to be able to deal with the
"families" on
> this joyous occasion.
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> TEQUILA COOKIES
> 1 cup of dark brown sugar
> 1 cup (2 sticks) butter
> 1 cup of granulated sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 tsp fresh lemon juice
> 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
> 2 cups all-purpose flour
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
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> - Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
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> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
> highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric
> mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to
make
> sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.... just in case.
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> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
> chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
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> Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the
fried
> druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
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> - Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
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> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
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> Check the Jose Cuervo.
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> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add
a
> spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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> Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
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> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, FINISH the Cose Juervo
and
> make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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> **** CHERRY MISTMAS ****
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ranrad
Ron [Andy] Andrews
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hawhawhawhawhaw.. sounds like the best cookies to me..heheheheh.. ranrad
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