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Topic: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (Read 1162 times)
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Buzz Gomes
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I would like to wish all Royals and thier family's a Very Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year.
BUZZ
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1964-1968- 2 QOR Calgary, Cyprus
1968-1971- 2 CDO Edmonton
1971-1975- 3 Mech CDO Germany, A Coy Mor
1975-1983- 1 RCR London, Bn Tpt,C Coy, B Coy, Recce
1983-1985- RCR Battle School
1985-1990-1 RCR, B Coy, Dukes, Recce, Cyprus
1990-1992- OMD HQ Ottawa, G3 Trg
1992-1993- LMD HQ London, G3 Trg
1993-2007-4 RCR, RSM
Retired CWO
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Ron [Andy] Andrews
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Thanks Buzz, and the very best to you and yours for the holiday season and New Year... ranrad
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Donald
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At first I thought this was funny... then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
Income Tax
Unemployment Tax
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone Provincial and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt,had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And.... I still have to "press 1" for English.
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Ron [Andy] Andrews
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Well, there you go.. ouve just solved the problem.. get rid of the politicians , and taxes with them .. and.....and>>>. ? im not sure wed know what to do...heheheheheh.. ranrad
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Donald
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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling
through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are
stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the
hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but
he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water
at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula
screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"
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Mary Ann Peace
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Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Mary Ann
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Ron [Andy] Andrews
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Hawahwahwhaw... good one Donald..heheheh.. and Mary Ann hope you too have a Merry Christmas and the very best for the New Year...ranrad
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Ron [Andy] Andrews
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Hawhawhawhawhawh hehehehehehhohohohohho... real bad days at the office in that video Donald.. thanks for sharing...hawhawhawhaw....thats a gooder, shows stress is evrywhere...ranrad
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Mary Ann Peace
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omg, that was hilarious. A good one!
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