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Topic: The "Jokes" Thread (all the jokes and funny pictures go here) (Read 31119 times)
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Gerry Connors
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Hey Tim, Dick remustered about the same time I did, around '87. I had 3 postings since then befroe 'retiring' last aug. Dick went AVN tech, got posted to Shearwater has been there since. He's still in, wearing blue. He married a girl from home about 15 to 20 years ago ( about 10 years his junior - way to go Dick  ). He has a son; Him and Charemaine (his wife) are separated now. Dick had a scare about 2 years ago - was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Had treatment, and as of now is doing good. Eventually when he retires, he's heading home and probably work at the St. John's airport |
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2RCR medic '95 - '00; SFOR Bosnia, 2RCR Roto 4 '99;
42 Hlth Svc Gagetown '00 - '02
CFRC Gagetown / Fredericton '02 - '06; 'retired' Aug '06
HMCS Jolliet, Sept-Iles QC, medical staff / 'tiffy' (reserves)
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Tim McCully
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that sounds relly good gerry, glad to hear the old dog is a happy man, still remeber that bid black beard o his. I stumbled into a young female driver about a year ago from London. I ran west with her from North Bay to Regina. Over the CB i mentioned that i was in 1 RCR in the 80's, and she told me that she had been searching for her biological father for many years and he was imn the Battalion. She could not tell me his exact name but eventually we figured it was Todd Noftle. I told her that if i was loking for that guy, i would start in ST. John. A few days later she called my cel phone to tell me thank you, that she had established contact with him, right were i told her to start. As far as i know, today they are all very happy. Do you Todd?
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Clair "WHYTIE" Whyte
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
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Tim McCully
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ha, ha, ha, that is good Clair. Good chuckle to get me rolling, thanks brother.
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Randy watts
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being
married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted
Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep
her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Jesse Reed
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Three little boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church.
But, only the Janitor was there.
One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the Janitor.
He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time.
Then He said, "You are now baptized!"
When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water?!"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
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Tim McCully
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That's funny Geoff, thanks for the Ha,Ha, you are right Gerry, it does look a bit like Stad |
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Don Marche
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face
was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about
where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery
was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked
more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives
just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every
time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
Don
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1965-1968 B Coy 2 RCR Fort York Germany,
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1968-1973 D Coy 1 RCR London,
Promoted M\Cpl 69
1970 Cyprus
Promoted to Sgt 73
Took my release in Sep 1973 Rank Sgt
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