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THIS IS A LITTLE CRUDE BUT THIS GUY SAYS IT LIKE IT IS .....
IF DIRTY WORDS OFFEND YOU DON'T READ ANY FURTHER ....
JUST HIT THE DELETE BUTTON NOW
Subject: Press Conference to die for.
Thought you all might appreciate this.
For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and
a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment,
here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press
conference. The main topic of discussion is a Marine in Iraq who shot an
Iraqi insurgent to death.
We pick up as the reporter asks about "how this potential war crime will
affect our image in the world":
Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY- ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"
Reporter 1: "Well I think...."
Ermey: "THINK, FANCY BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK
ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT
YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY
COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND
DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!
NEXT QUESTION: "YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."
Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is
important?
Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF
TO SLEEP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY
THINKS! OH THE DAYS I HAVE HAD TO WEEP BECAUSE SOME SHIT
EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US, BECAUSE WE WENT
INTO WHATEVER GOD FOR-SAKEN HOLE IN THE SHIT THAT HE LIVES IN
AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT,
YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS? WE ARE THE UNITED STATE S OF A M ERICA ,
AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL
WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID,
THINKING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED
TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE- SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS
WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU
CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!
DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM
BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
NEXT QUESTION: "YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
HIDEOUS!"
Reporter 3: " Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by.."
Ermey: "FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE
THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK
THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM
AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC,
ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT
PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR
PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!
Reporter 3: "I ..."
Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
CRY HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! ...AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
ON MY SHOELACES!"
Marine Drill Instructors have a language all their own. God bless them all!
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1962-1st Bn RCR Ex Gagetown
1962-JR NCO Course Grad 19 Oct
1962-1965 Germany B-C-D-A Coy (Revecated Nov 64)
1965-1967 Sigs Pl Cyprus Prom CPL 'til xmas and C of Drums
1967-1973 Cpl, MCpl, Sgt, Sigs, D Coy
1973-1977 CFOCS Chilliwack Prom WO
1977-1982 UEO, Sigs, Pl WO RECCE, CSM B&A Coy,
1982-1984 SIT School
1984-1988 Career Manager (Prom CWO 1986)
1988-1990 RSM 1RCR
1991-1995 CWO Adm(Per) - C Of S
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1999-Retired
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Mine was BC Robinson.
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Jim Hickson
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Hi Tony No, I didn't believe in cursing at the troops and the one day I did I picked a wonderful day. I was CSM of A Coy and we were on parade. The RSM was Vince Spicer, like the picture below. It was a Wednesday like any other Wednesday and we were on parade. This Wednesday however was different as we had the CO's and 2i/c's wife in the bleachers. Well I mean who would have thought there would be women in the bleachers? Anyways the RSM whispered to me "look at the way they are dressed" and I looked and sure enough they were all over the place! They were moving their feet and I didn't waste time, I yelled out! "no wonder your dressing is off, your moving your Goddamn F*****G feet!!!! The whole Bn was laughing and I didn't know why until the RSM told me. Well I turned red and pink and the whole parade was a disaster to my way of thinking. Well after parade I was going to the Mess and that's when I heard it. "I wonder if the he got them to stop them moving their Goddamn F*****G feet. I will never forget the voice that said that, it was the 2i/c's wife and she was laughing! Well I kept right on moving!  |
1961-Depot San Lenorado
1962-1st Bn RCR Ex Gagetown
1962-JR NCO Course Grad 19 Oct
1962-1965 Germany B-C-D-A Coy (Revecated Nov 64)
1965-1967 Sigs Pl Cyprus Prom CPL 'til xmas and C of Drums
1967-1973 Cpl, MCpl, Sgt, Sigs, D Coy
1973-1977 CFOCS Chilliwack Prom WO
1977-1982 UEO, Sigs, Pl WO RECCE, CSM B&A Coy,
1982-1984 SIT School
1984-1988 Career Manager (Prom CWO 1986)
1988-1990 RSM 1RCR
1991-1995 CWO Adm(Per) - C Of S
1995-1999 Base CWO Wainwright
1999-Retired
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Hawhawhaw.. thanks for putting theses up Jim, it shows that everyones day can sometimes be a nmess, as for the Gunny, well, i think it is like it really is, and may i say among the toughest and best in our military, underneath was a real good man, who shone thru that way when he could, otherwise he HAD to be a HARD ASS, there is not much room for candy fluff in the business of war....and i suspect inside that gunny is a very decent man..on the job , one of the very best at his job....each leader has their own way of expression and getting the point across, and there is no time for waiting until some will get them selves with their brothers...a few good words and barks usually gets that point across when guys are in a fog , or funk...interesting material here, thanks again Jim, ranrad
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Jim Hickson
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Hi Chet
Yes we all were slightly bad but not in the field. The field was a place that took a lot of guts to operate on the right side!!! I can honestly say it was when they let me loose I miss behaved. Then came 30 days in jail and my O God!!! That's when I started to be a good boy. I have some fond memories. Now when I look back it was the 2nd yr in Germany I went bad!!! LOLOLOL and the next several years to make up for it.
Jim
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1961-Depot San Lenorado
1962-1st Bn RCR Ex Gagetown
1962-JR NCO Course Grad 19 Oct
1962-1965 Germany B-C-D-A Coy (Revecated Nov 64)
1965-1967 Sigs Pl Cyprus Prom CPL 'til xmas and C of Drums
1967-1973 Cpl, MCpl, Sgt, Sigs, D Coy
1973-1977 CFOCS Chilliwack Prom WO
1977-1982 UEO, Sigs, Pl WO RECCE, CSM B&A Coy,
1982-1984 SIT School
1984-1988 Career Manager (Prom CWO 1986)
1988-1990 RSM 1RCR
1991-1995 CWO Adm(Per) - C Of S
1995-1999 Base CWO Wainwright
1999-Retired
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I always had great respect for that man. he could be hard, but he was always fair.